Off the knit list, onto the shit list

Yep, that’s right. NO MORE KNITTING FOR YOU! You know who you are. You two….knit knockers!!!!

You think I haven’t noticed that despite making the right sorts of noises when I gave them to you, I have not heard you utter a word of them since. Nor have I seen you wearing said articles.

No, no. It’s fine. I can take a hint. And I won’t mention them anymore than you. But damned if you’re getting anything else knitted by me! You will go the rest of this lifetime cold and yarnless. Global warming will turn ice age and still no knitting for you.

But I’m not bitter….

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